February 2012
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cooooooooooooooooooooows
Anonymous asked: Iguanas? Iguanas are lovely, and generous indeed. One once gave me a lollipop after I ran into a tree. Well, the tree was in the way. Anywho, I do believe you mentioned you had homework of sorts, would you like me to duct-tape my mouth shut and toddle away, come back and bug you another day?
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steampunkscarecrow replied to your post: lolol I’m so fucking screwed :)
Fear not, 1000 words isn’t too terribly much :)
Aaah I suppose. It’s what, like, four, maybe five pages double spaced? I could totally pound that out in three hours.
Anonymous asked: Stupid hoe, don't feed the pests... I dunno, man, I'm still not sure... I might have to stick around my gumdrop palace for a little while until this waffle problem is properly sorted.
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lolol I'm so fucking screwed :)
I have a 1000 word paper due tomorrow on the themes in Shakespeare’s Titus Andronicus
I haven’t written a single word
:)
Anonymous asked: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I CAN'T TAKE THAT RISK, man, IT SWALLOWED HER WHOLE. ITS JAW CAME UNHINGED LIKE A SNAKE'S, IT WAS TERRIFYING.
Anonymous asked: Wait, what? WAFFLES? SHIT, SON, YOU DIDN'T WARN ME 'BOUT NO WAFFLES, I ain't going near no place with them stinkin' man-eatin' waffles. A WAFFLE ATE MY COUSIN.
Anonymous asked: You should always bring a banana to a party. This apartment does sound rather nice, do you know if they have any apartments for rent? Oooh, I hope there's a nice view of stuff from the windows. I'd like a view of the sea. But also a view of space. Space is good too.
Anonymous asked: Yes, good. Chimpunks, good. Oreos, also good. You know what's the best thing of all, the best thing of all is, is, is bananas. BANANAS ARE GOOD. Bananas are good. *nods importantly*
Anonymous asked: COMPLIMENTARY FOOD?? I like food. Well, not food. I like Oreos. And chipmunks. I want a pet chipmunk, I'd feed it Oreos. Do they have chipmunks and Oreos in the apartment building?
Anonymous asked: Oh? Squishy rooms and hugging jackets? I like some squishy rooms. Like a bouncy castle? Bouncy castles are nice. Except once I bounced too high and fell off and broke my nose, that wasn't nice. And I like hugging. Hugging makes me feel warm and happy tingles in my heart.
Anonymous asked: It's, er, it's a long story. One that involves a petting zoo, a coat hanger, three apples and a really cross toddler, I won't get into details.
Anonymous asked: Oh. Wow. I am a dumbass. YEAH WELL, WELL, SHUT UP.
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forever-the-optimist replied to your post: There’s a donkey sitting on my chest and I don’t understand why GET IT OFF ME
LOL ASS, DONKEY I GET IT HAHA
SEE ANON, CHRISSY GOT THE PUN
Anonymous asked: I CAN'T JUST MOVE, IT'S SITTING ON ME, IT WEIGHS LIKE A BILLION POUNDS, IT'S CRUSHING MY RIBS AND SHIT
Anonymous asked: There's a donkey sitting on my chest and I don't understand why GET IT OFF ME
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abandonhip replied to your post: I need to get my boobs off my chest. Oooh who am I?
ding ding ding ding
oh FUCK YEAH.
Anonymous asked: and my back lol
Anonymous asked: I need to get my clothes off my chest
Anonymous asked: I need to get my boobs off my chest. Oooh who am I?
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AND THE OSCAR GETS A MERYL
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Meryl Streep is like that annoying girl in high...
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I'm dumb
I don’t know why I keep putting all these unnecessary read more breaks
but
shut up
I’m going away now for realz bai
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blah
my stomach hurts and I don’t feel good again and I have stuff to do sooo
bye~~~
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ignore
aaaaaah
I need
to stop
eating
paulsofine69:
dujardins
e-pic
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
oh my god I’m DYING
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no but really it's killing me how many pointless...
when am I going to be more interesting
wheeeeeeeeeeen :P
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soooo
I took like an hour-long nap
which for me is like nothing
and and and
now I’m eating food
and then
I’m gonna
do
stuff.
…yeeeeah.
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K here's the deal.
I am fucking TIRED.
I’m gonna take a nap
and when I come back
I’m gonna do my homework.
I’M GONNA DO IT, I SWEAR.
…That is all.
kbai.
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Disney Movie Marathon!
disneyloveandmemories:
There’s a Disney movie marathon on ABC Family today! Bambi is on, Lion King is on next, and then Aladdin! Just wanted to let you guys know. :)
hgaerkleruthalerithl I must seeeeeeeeeee
Lion King and Aladdin are two of my favorites <3
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I'm eating Cheerios
and Skyping with Alyson
‘cause we be cool like dat yo
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Today is one of those days...
…where I spontaneously eat myself for no reason at all.
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Sometimes Gary looks like a turtle when he smiles
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thrloeriuthalreitu
…monkeys
and turtles
especially turtles
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tellmewhatyouwant-tohear replied to your photo: this face pretty accurately sums up my feelings of…
i want coffee too
coffee and a muffin
mmmmm
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a variety of thoughts entered my head this...
including, but not limited to…
pants would probably be a good idea right now
ugh but I really don’t want to
fuck it’s Sunday that means I actually gotta do something productive
I have school tomorrow
I need more socks
bacon sounds good right now
ugh but that would mean I’d hafta get up
and pants
I don’t want pants
ugh I don’t wanna get up
can’t...